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I have come to that point where either I show you some pictures of my bathroom makeover in its not-quite-complete form or I give up altogether, because in real life, the “done” things very quickly get to be decidedly worn out, even as you are trying to finish up the details.
And that would not be good, would it, for me to wait so long that the new things got old. So that’s what I’m doing — showing you the way it is in real life, namely, not quite done (or ever likely to be!).
I have one million things to tell you.
We redid two bathrooms at once, simply because they are right next to each other and it seemed to make sense in terms of economy of scale. I’m not sure if that turns out to be correct. It certainly makes sense in terms of one’s willingness to return to chaos after one stage has been dealt with. It also makes sense when the second one is completely unusable, as opposed to the first which is just crumbling.
Here is a diagram/plan of our second floor. Those of you who know me well, know my little attempts to give you an overview of things… which may or may not be helpful.

What this is conveying to you, in my own wacky way, is that in an old house, choices have to be made, usually according to things known as “stacks” — places where plumbing gets put in and it’s just simpler to go up with it to the next floor than to, you know, actually put it where it’s needed.
Thus, yes, I go a far piece to get to the bathroom. (The Chief also does, but, you know.) And those bathrooms are next to each other. Because, plumbing.
I will show you the other one at some point. We are putting shelving up and then I hope to!
Here are some befores. Please remember that befores are usually taken at the very last minute, after the leaks have gotten bad and pretty much when the demo has begun and suddenly you’re like, “Let me stop the hating for a minute, just for the sake of the blog.” So don’t judge me too harshly; it wasn’t quiiiittte this bad. Well, not till the very end.
BEFORE:

The leaks had sprung, and that’s what the towels are all about. In my dreams, I would have had an upscale construction company come in here and gut everything, and I would have put in black and white tile and white porcelain fixtures. There would be a freestanding tub with a shower; I don’t see what’s wrong with that! I like it, and it’s old-fashioned and timeless. Plus, way easier to bathe a baby in, versus a dumb jacuzzi and too-small shower.
However, that was not to be.
It’s just too expensive to rip out these built ins. Let this be a warning to you! Try not to build things in. That tub — not going anywhere. Likewise the vanity. It would just cost so much to replace it with its built-in sinks.
That meant that we had to work with the almond. I know. But because of that, I’m here to tell you the best way to do that in terms of decorating!
BEFORE:

Somewhere along the way, when I was still nursing that black-and-white dream of mine, we replaced the old almond (terrible and malfunctioning) toilet with this nice white one.
My reasoning — what would be the point of putting in new almond one if we were on track to gut this bathroom and make it all NOT ALMOND?
Yeah. After crunching the numbers (and recovering consciousness, and paying the tuition bill), we did end up getting one to match, and this beautiful white number is in the new laundry room.
Now, I want you further to note the golden oak trim. Baseboards, windows (sorry, no befores of that), and the radiator cover. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to incorporate almond fixtures and golden oak trim, and then I came to my senses.
The trim was getting painted.
AFTER:


I took the radiator cover down to the garage and spray-painted it. It’s at times like this that spray-paint earns its keep. Painting all that metal screen with a brush would have been a nightmare of drips and surfaces!

I also spray-painted the radiator underneath. It had been white and the white showed through the mesh and contrasted with the black. However, I would not do that again — spray painting inside is not a good idea!
We got a bigger shower. The space above the new wall is open on the theory that air circulation is a good thing.

The trick with the almond is to go a bit darker on the walls, and a white-leaning-towards-gray-taupe (taupe is beige with black in it, or brown/black with white in it, however you want to look at it) for the trim.
Black accents lift everything up out of the 70s-90s. I painted the light fixtures black and got new glasses for the sconces.

I do really love the flooring. It’s vinyl plank (not laminate sheets). It’s completely waterproof and floats on the subfloor — in this case, partial tile and partial plywood. Just covers it all up and provides a warm, easy to clean surface. I love the color of it.
I call it “Escape from Golden Oak.”


The paint and a bunch of the black we had already decided on in the last go-round (the real before featured blue wallpaper, which, who puts wallpaper in a bathroom I ask you, and blue is not a good way to uplift almond). The vanity had been golden oak; I hadn’t thought to take a before picture (there is a similar one on this blog), but I was very pleased with how the hardware went from blah to fab, just with the color change.









We did update the faucets. Surely you can see why…
BEFORE:


AFTER:

I will say that the surround of the tub and the countertop and backsplashes are all Corian. I like that surface. I would have liked it not to be almond, but oh well.

One little note you might not think of: The nice-looking black and chrome toothbrush holder from Target (as seen in the before pic just above)?
No good.
No matter how much you rinse the toothbrushes, the dried residue is white! Making your holder look gross. I spray painted mine white.

There are nice touches in old houses…

Before:

After:

Things I would do at some point:
Touch up the black of the vanity and the frames of the mirrors
Spray paint the towel ring between the two mirrors black
Replace the window over the tub so that it opens (which, among other things, would allow for it to be cleaned on the outside; it’s over the roof of the garage, so a cleaning isn’t happening otherwise!)
Replace or paint the faucet of the tub
Line the curtain to make it look a bit more substantial — this requires coming across a good length of muslin at some point
Paint and sources:
Walls: Olympic, Sienna Sand (which may be the Benjamin Moore name which we originally used, but they can make it at Lowe’s)
Trim: Valspar Cliveden Mist (first we primed the oak well)
The black is just some random black in the case of the vanity (I don’t remember, but just don’t get a blue-black) or black spray paint
Ceiling paint: Take a tip from me and use glossy paint for your bathroom ceilings, preferably one that is mold-resistant — this was a huge upgrade from the regular ceiling paint that had been on there before
Flooring: Shaw’s Matrix Regency Vinyl Plank Flooring in Gunstock, from Lowe’s (I bought this after buying a similar product from Home Depot; I was actually hoping for a lighter color (which I think doesn’t show as much dirt). I was checking out with enough flooring for both bathrooms and caught sight of a sample laid out. My, it was ugly! So I turned right around and returned it all! After much texting of photos to Rosie and a considerable amount of agonizing over the fact that some colors are in stock and some are decidedly not and anyway how are you supposed to tell, I found this one at Lowe’s. I love it.)
Toilet: Gerber
Shower: Got it from the plumbing supply store — it is 5′ wide and has a built-in seat! The door is from Lowe’s and is suspended from the top, making it easier to clean
Faucets: Ufaucet from Amazon. These are very nice and the pop-up drain is metal, not plastic, and the price was right
Towel racks/hooks: Spray painted regular hooks black; Phil made the peg board; carved wooden hook from Marshall’s
Paris map: Available at art stores that sell wrapping paper, for under $4, or here on Amazon for more. I decoupaged it onto a spray-painted piece of particleboard that we had, so the whole thing cost me $5
Curtain fabric: JoAnn’s
Other art: Thrifted, or decoupaged greeting cards — the “abstract art” is actually a picture of a Gee’s Bend quilt, and however much a source of contention it is in my family, I love it for the sweet thriftiness it represents
Shout-out to Bridget who helped me choose the fabric and who did a lot of painting!





Appliance Art
Thursday, September 14th, 2017
Vinegar will always be a great household cleaner. Thanks for sharing this informative article. Wanna try this at home.
Joyce Stepniak
Monday, July 24th, 2017
One question...why heat the vineager? Thank you.
Cindy
Friday, August 11th, 2017
Joyce, I am not sure. My guess is that it helps it all mix together better.... however, I have gotten in a hurry and skipped this step and it still worked.
Keery
Friday, July 14th, 2017
a) Do you have to throw it out if you don't use it all?
b) if you can use it again later, do you have to head it up again?
c) If you don't have to heat it up again, then why head it up in the first place?
Thanks for this! I am going to try it!
Cindy
Friday, August 11th, 2017
Kerry,
a) no, I keep it and keep using it
b) no, I don't reheat when I re-use
c) I think the heating is the best way to mix all the ingredients. I have gotten in a hurry and skipped this step and it still worked.
Tuesday, September 6th, 2016
One thing most people forget while making home made stuff.. Label it!! Child safety first!
Wednesday, August 17th, 2016
Hi they. Dont sell dawn by us ,
adrienne
Friday, August 12th, 2016
Where do you get damn they dont sell it by us thx
adrienne
Friday, August 12th, 2016
Very nice ideas thank you
Saturday, January 16th, 2016
I love this cleaner, Cindy! It's the only one I use to clean my showers and tub with now! Thank you SO much for sharing my laundry detergent in your post! I hope your followers love it as much as I do!
Wednesday, January 20th, 2016
Thanks Jackie! I love it too!
Barbara Quintanilla
Sunday, January 3rd, 2016
My microwave needs cleaning. Please give me a good and safe cleaning solution.
April
Saturday, July 23rd, 2016
You can just microwave a Pyrex cup with about a cup or do of water for 5 min and let the steam do the work! Everything should wipe away after the 5 min
suwise23
Tuesday, December 29th, 2015
Actually, my apology - this post doesn't call it natural. The person that shared it did....
suwise23
Tuesday, December 29th, 2015
This does work great, but it's far from natural. Dawn is a very effective, but chemical, grease cutter. It's inaccurate and not right to call this a natural cleaner.
M
Friday, September 11th, 2015
I use this all the time on everything! You don't have to warm once or repeated. The 50/50 mix is too much Dawn - too soapy!! I pour mostly vinegar with some water and a little dribble of generic-brand Dawn into a spray bottle. When the bottle gets low, I just add some of each to fill. I use WalMart's generic version of Dawn and it works excellently! I have used other soaps, but they don't seem to work as well.
lisa
Thursday, September 10th, 2015
dawn mixed w/dawn makes a great softscrub..
Rebecca Goble
Thursday, August 20th, 2015
I've been using this for several years and I love it !!!
Cleaners were really getting harder and harder for me to use because they are so toxic. But with vinegar,dawn and borax I can clean anything.
Deborah
Sunday, July 19th, 2015
Trying to get back to a simpler life!
Jeannie
Tuesday, December 30th, 2014
the harsh smell of vinegar is easily soothed by adding essential oils. Lemon or lavendar essential is what I like in my vinegar that I use for softener instead of using downy in my laundry
Debbie
Monday, November 24th, 2014
I make my own cleaners to avoid all the chemical crap the big companies like to put in all our personal care items (and cleaners). Using Dawn defeats this purpose. Do you have another alternative.
Emma
Thursday, July 10th, 2014
UK-ERS use fairy/persil washing up liquid with vinegar works well been making it's for about a year now :)
Emma
Thursday, July 10th, 2014
For UK-ERS use fairy/persil w
Elaine
Wednesday, July 9th, 2014
For Laminate, linoleum, tile and hardwood use 1/3 c. water, 1/3c. white vinegar and 1/3 c. rubbing alcohol and a couple of drops of Dawn dish soap. Put it in a spray bottle. I love it. I used another brand cleaner with that same brand "mop" and it streaked and left a film on the floor. I love this cleaner!! Much less expensive too!!
gursheen
Saturday, June 28th, 2014
Please tell me an effective home made
time cleaner
Tracey
Friday, June 27th, 2014
Gail Murphy-Dawn is the washing up liquid they use here, it's on par with fairy liquid
Viviane Silva
Friday, June 27th, 2014
What can i use to clean my hardwood floor? I so tired to clean him, its always so stick when we walk! My sandals make a lot of noise e have a lot of fingertips. Thank you for the help and sorry for my english, its not very good.
Paola Guerra
Friday, June 27th, 2014
Hello! I don't live in the US, so I don't have Dawn available. Will any dishwasher do?
Christy
Friday, June 27th, 2014
I use 50/50 water and white vinegar. I dont heat up the vinegar. It works brilliant for everything - i dont buy any other cleaners. We also use it in the childcare centre I work at as its a great disinfectant without harsh fumes
Monday, May 19th, 2014
I use this all the time and am a discusting slob so had scale on my tub from soap etc. started using it and scale gone with just this and a washcloth after a few showers.
Shawn
Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Do you have to heat it up every time you use it? Or is that one time for vinegar?
Tuesday, May 20th, 2014
Just the first time. However, I have made it many times and I often skip that step and it still works great.
Joni
Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Vinegar is too harsh. Don't let it set too long.
Tiffany
Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Paula, my shower, in fact our whole master bath suite is natural stone, slate, marble and granite. I use a mixture of rubbing alcohol and water to clean all of it. I have a big spray bottle that I put 1/3 alcohol and fill up the rest with water then shake well. It cleans and disinfects beautifully! I use that same mixture to clean our mirrors and toilets. Been using it for years and have had excellent results.
Gail Murphy
Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Can anyone tell what is Dawn? I live in the United Kingdom and am not familiar with this product.
Thanks in advance
Tuesday, May 20th, 2014
Hi Gail, it is a liquid dish soap for washing dishes in the kitchen. I hope this helps.
Jaimie
Friday, May 16th, 2014
I use this recipe for shower buildup and dont need to srub off. Just let it sit for a couple minutes and everything rinses off easily! Love it :)
Jaimie
Friday, May 16th, 2014
I usethis for shower buildup and i dont need to srub at all. Just let it
Kim Strating
Friday, May 16th, 2014
TILED Shower Warning - Please don't use this on a TILED shower, or Granite! Over time, the vinegar (acid) can/will break the grout down. With a newly tiled shower, our installer suggested CHEAP mouth wash (high alcohol content, great smell): Full strength in a spray bottle. His suggestion = Spray on, walk away. Once or twice month, Wipe down, vigorously, with a damp rag after the spray. (Regarding how often: your mileage may vary, depending on frequency that shower is used :) )
Wednesday, May 14th, 2014
Can't wait to try this...just recently moved and now have Hard Water...that I can not clean with my regular cleaner. Thank you.
Paula
Wednesday, May 14th, 2014
I use this and love it in my tub but my separate shower has natural stone and I can't use vinegar in there. I wish there was a homemade cleaner to use on natural stone tho.... Any tips?
Judy Cubillos
Wednesday, May 14th, 2014
The reason that you use Dawn with this is because Dawn cuts the grease!! Our bodies can release oils or maybe the products that we use on our hair sticks around. Dawn cuts all of that down. I had already been using the Dawn, but not with the Vinegar! I'm excited to give it a try, especially on my sinks AND the potty!!
Andrea Dodge
Wednesday, May 14th, 2014
No need for dawn, too soapy. Just use White vinegar 30% up to 50%. Fabuloso (tablespoon or two for scent and degreasing). No need to boil it either. I have had many cleaning companies and this is silly. No soap. And bar type soap produces more "scum" than body wash types. Find a pretty small sprayer for the bathroom and spray curtain, glass etc just before you get out snd leave (30%). Keeps clean. Cheap vinegar will make you cough more. They now sell "cleaning" vinegar. Slightly less fumes. Don't use on marble or unpolished/protected stone. Tiles can be used if rinsed and use 30% of Vinegar. Will help with pink mold and some early black mold. Will keep it at bay if used after each shower on trouble spots.
Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
Sounds amazing. I am wondering if you have to use it warm...and all at once? Will we want to make just enough for use at one time? Thanks for sharing.
Thursday, March 20th, 2014
You don't have to use it warm or all at once, so it will work for more than one use.
Ro
Wednesday, March 19th, 2014
Will original Palmolive dish soap work? Can't wait to try it either way, gonna give it a go today. Thanks for the recipe love your site!
Thursday, March 20th, 2014
Thanks Ro! I am not sure about the Palmolive. It wouldn't hurt to give it a try. Please let us know!
Rhoda
Wednesday, February 26th, 2014
Is it Dawn only that works or will any dish detergent do? Just curious as I don't use Dawn.
Ema
Wednesday, February 26th, 2014
Don't use vinegar on natural stone/marble.
Stephannie
Wednesday, February 26th, 2014
Could something other than dawn work? I'm allergic to dawn.
Stacy
Tuesday, February 25th, 2014
This works GREAT in dishwand - like you would use in the kitchen to wash dishes.
Tuesday, February 25th, 2014
What great timing. We just ran out of our usual "scrubbing bubble" cleaner ... so I'll make
up a batch of your recipe! THANK!
Christina
Tuesday, February 25th, 2014
We use this cleaner on our 'refinished' bathtub - it was recommended by the refinishing company. The only problem is that the vinegar is very ... strong! Makes one cough, a lot. Be prepared to have vent the room, turn on the bathroom fan, etc. Works great though.